TRACK LISTING
| 1 | Introduction & Opening Monologue |
| 2 | Lapquest |
| 3 | Eulogy |
| 4 | Tobacco Company Choir |
| 5 | Plus-Sized Fashion Shorts |
| 6 | Nativity Scene |
| 7 | Farting Jingle Bells |
| 8 | Bobblehead Heating Dolls |
| 9 | Comedian Muhammad & Oscar |
| 10 | Holiday Carols |
| 11 | A Santa's Q&A |
| 12 | Nutcracker |
| 13 | Dysfunctional Family Christmas |
| 14 | Liberal Commie Environmental Poem |
| 15 | Magic O' the Mime |
| 16 | 1-900... |
| 17 | The Chitmunks |
| 18 | Patriotic Poem |
| 19 | Medley of Carols |
| 20 | Closing Monologue |
