| 1 | Christmas Commentary |
| 2 | The Christmas Story |
| 3 | Santy for a Day |
| 4 | Oh Holy Crap |
| 6 | Singing Christmas Tree |
| 7 | A Letter to Shania Twain |
| 8 | O Little Girl from Birmingham |
| 8 | Fat Holiday Relatives |
| 9 | Waiter Commentary |
| 10 | Donny the Retard |
| 11 | Pissed-Off Christmas Poem |
| 12 | The Most Wonderful Ass |
| 13 | Titty Bar Christmas |
| 14 | Easy-To-Assemble |
| 15 | The First Queer Santy Claus |
| 16 | Fruitcake Commentary |
| 17 | Santy Claus, Santy Claus |
| 18 | I Pissed My Pants |
| 19 | Christmas Weight Gain |
| 20 | Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story |
| 21 | On the First Day of Christmas |
| 22 | Redneck Santa Claus |
| 23 | Hark, The Hairlip Angel |
| 24 | A Letter to Santa Claus |
| 25 | Sticks and Horse Turds |
| 26 | Call a Doctor |
| 27 | Gift-Giving |
| 28 | I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit by a Car |
