Rachel Bilson channels her inner rapper in a new Funny or Die video titled "Call Me Doctor", and she doesn't hold back. Rocking a lab coat, the "Hart of Dixie" star goes hard in spitting her verses. She fires back at her critics, pokes fun at her co-star in "The O.C.", Mischa Barton, and calls Natalie Portman out.
In a scene where her opponents chicken out, Bilson raps, "critics talking s**t about my acting/ nice chick shtick ain't happenin'." To the "Black Swan" star who once famously did rapping on a "Saturday Night Live" sketch, she fires, "And if Natalie get mad at me, remind her who the Black Swan."
She, meanwhile, mocks Barton when addressing her absence from "The O.C.". "Ben and Brody, deuces!/ Did a couple movies, drank a couple juices!/ Still they comin' at me, like 'Where ya been?'/ You should be askin' Mischa Barton," she ends it by referring to the actress who left the show after season 3.
Bilson also talks about her fashion choice. "You said I don't look like a what? Like a real doctor? A real doctor wouldn't dress like me, wouldn't look like me, wouldn't act like me? Oh halllleee nawww," she raps. "Lab coat: Dolce, Clip board: Prada. Vera Wang short shorts." She finishes off her look with grills which turn out to be just Doublemint gum wrappers.
The lyrics were written by Bilson's "Hart of Dixie" castmates Scott Porter and Wilson Bethel. They sum up their answer to the haters in two words, "Doogie Howser".