It surely is bizarre, and sad of course. While the other females are competing to be included on the list of such poll, as the most beautiful and sexiest among others, the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker, Amy Winehouse, and Madonna have been chosen the World's Unsexiest Women.
The poll, which is conducted by men's magazine Maxim, has named Parker as the No. 1 Unsexiest Woman Alive, claiming her as the "least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women" that ironically starred in a show with the word "sex" in the title.
Junkie singer Winehouse, who's ranked 2nd on the poll, has been considered worth the predicate because of her "hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats."
Next on the poll is Sandra Oh. The "Grey's Anatomy" star is voted the 3rd Unsexiest Woman Alive due to her "cold bedside manner and boyish figure". Top pop singer Madonna, surprisingly, lands her feet at the 4th spot of the poll, blamed her "self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration" for that.
It's no surprise at all to find Britney Spears' name on the 5th spot of the poll. She worth the crown anyway. Having two children, two ex-husbands, a slight weight gain, and most of all "losing the ability to perform" helped Brit to be the 5th Unsexiest Woman Alive, though she deserves the 1st anyway.
 |   Fireflies Owl City |
 | 3 Britney Spears |
 | Paparazzi Lady GaGa |
 | Down Jay Sean |
 | Party in the U.S.A Miley Cyrus |
 | Meet Me Halfway Black Eyed Peas |
 | Empire State of Mind Jay-Z |
 | Run This Town Jay-Z |
 | Already Gone Kelly Clarkson |
 | You Belong with Me Taylor Swift |
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Tori Spelling should have been #1. She puts the U.G.L.Y. in ugly!! hahaha
Sarah Jessica Parker is an attractive woman, so is Madonna. Everyone is so hung up on the "Pamela Anderson" look! Ugh!! get over it.... Britney Spears is not ugly shes just trashy!
this is disgusting on so many levels. Sandra Oh and SJP are far from unsexy. The only people who deserve to be on that list are Brittney and Winehouse.
posted by anonymous on Jul 22, 2008: This is absolutely ridiculous! This says to everyone that the men who actually partook on this travesty are shallow and completely dismissive of anything less than physical perfection. I am willing to bet that the voters are simply a bunch of UNloveable losers who attempt to hurt others because they are unhappy in their pathetic, lonely lives. Wise up fellas and give chivalry a chance, in the end it just might work out for you. ___________ Yeah, OK. Like women are so perfect too. LOL! Funny how you say men always want physical perfection, yet women do everything they can to embody that...I guess you've never seen a woman showing obnoxious (yet delicious)cleavage, wearing a miniskirt almost up to her crotch, midriff-baring shirts, or jeans so low you can see the crack of her ass? Truth is, women want to be phyisically perfect as much as men want to see it...men are just honest about it instead of being a tease or a deceptive narcissist. Only men are shallow, huh? Fuckin' idiot...go make me a sammich, bitch! Please smash your head into a wall, it might knock some sense into you. Gotta go...my G/F wants to blow me.
posted by whatever on Nov 29, 2008 Tori Spelling anyone? True! How did they manage to leave her out?
I'm no fan of Maxim (silly frat boy magazine), but I have to agree with them: SJP is NOT sexy at all. Her face looks like it belongs on a horse. Amy Winehouse should have been #1 though...she is just the epitome of disgusting.
Thats fucked up. i think sarah jessica parker is sexy! but they were right about amy winehouse! shes UGLY!
this ranking is bogus. how in the hell you gonna put amy winehouse on number 2. she deserves to be number 1 no question and SJP an easy 2.. k toodles
sarah is a fucked up bucked tooth freak and so is madonna n' amy i'm soo proud the maxim fiannally relized that there faces looks like penis's kudos to u!!!!!
probably the most disgusting thing i've ever read. then again, it IS maxim.
Tori Spelling anyone?
I hate how guys don't think about their actions. How hurtful even if it isn't true. Have they seen Sarah Jessica's body??!!
This is beyond ridiculous. the creators of this really need to be slapped. Not only are the choices insaine, but the idea of such a list is something of pre-teen mentality, not of adult magazine editors. The people who participated in this are jackasses and in true need of some humiliation.. lets put their pictures up and have a vote on them... Dumbasses.
This really is terribel. Guess they weren't any decent polls to do, so this is best these geniuses could come up with.
Screw you maxim. This is utterly degrading and I would be embarrassed if this was published under my watch.
It's truly sad that this it what the world has come to, and NO I'm not another single stuck up woman ranting here - I just don't understand how we live in a society in such need of compassion and tolerance and yet magazine publishers see nothing wrong with printing hateful and degrading things about people. So SJP is the unsexiest woman alive? WHF? In what world? She's beautiful inside and out, she's talented, funny, so why do men feel so threatened? Should we all just throw in the towel now? If she is considered unsexy what hope do the rest of us single gals have? Maybe we should all just dye our hair blonde buy some boobs and a better ass and call it a day! I think I'm going to change my name to Candi - with an "i"....lmfao Screw 'em ladies....don't let anyone tell you you're not beautiful, we all our in our own way.
This is absolutely ridiculous! This says to everyone that the men who actually partook on this travesty are shallow and completely dismissive of anything less than physical perfection. I am willing to bet that the voters are simply a bunch of UNloveable losers who attempt to hurt others because they are unhappy in their pathetic, lonely lives. Wise up fellas and give chivalry a chance, in the end it just might work out for you.
God Maxim are complete assholes. Thats such a fucking hurtful thing to do. And Britneys fat? Wtf, shes gaind a little weight since having kids- which in itself is understandable- but shes still a helluva lot skinnier than the average UK woman. Curves are cooler!
stupid, degrading, ridiculous... and it seems kind of low to bash britney for having a few extra pounds in a sentence mentioning that she's had 2 kids (and a whole lot of trouble). When you have kids, you gain some weight! And she isn't even overweight!!! She simply doesn't look like she did when she was 16 anymore. Shocker!
yeah fuck that!
Maxim is disgusting...and apparently blind? Or perhaps the entire male population really does just care more about big boobs, massive asses, and tiny waists. The article is degrading, sick, and so so clearly wrong. Sarah Jessica is an unconventional beauty. BEAUTY!
I cannot believe Sarah Jessica Parker and Madonna are in the least sexiest celebrities!! Who the hell votes in these poll? Teenage boys I suspect who prefer plastic trashy bimbos!
I'd love to go to the Maxim offices and take a good look at the jackasses who published this survey. I'm pretty sure they'd all land on my Top 5 unsexiest male list. It's a ridiculous, mean and degrading thing to publish. Not a shocker coming from Maxim.