Sarah Jessica Parker has topped a poll by Maxim Magazine naming the Top Five Unsexiest Women Alive.
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It surely is bizarre, and sad of course. While the other females are competing to be included on the list of such poll, as the most beautiful and sexiest among others, the likes of , , and have been chosen the World's Unsexiest Women.
The poll, which is conducted by men's magazine , has named Parker as the No. 1 Unsexiest Woman Alive, claiming her as the "least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women" that ironically starred in a show with the word "sex" in the title.
Junkie singer Winehouse, who's ranked 2nd on the poll, has been considered worth the predicate because of her "hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats."
Next on the poll is . The "Grey's Anatomy" star is voted the 3rd Unsexiest Woman Alive due to her "cold bedside manner and boyish figure". Top pop singer Madonna, surprisingly, lands her feet at the 4th spot of the poll, blamed her "self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration" for that.
It's no surprise at all to find ' name on the 5th spot of the poll. She worth the crown anyway. Having two children, two ex-husbands, a slight weight gain, and most of all "losing the ability to perform" helped Brit to be the 5th Unsexiest Woman Alive, though she deserves the 1st anyway.
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This is absolutely ridiculous! This says to everyone that the men who actually partook on this travesty are shallow and completely dismissive of anything less than physical perfection. I am willing to bet that the voters are simply a bunch of UNloveable losers who attempt to hurt others because they are unhappy in their pathetic, lonely lives. Wise up fellas and give chivalry a chance, in the end it just might work out for you.
God Maxim are complete assholes. Thats such a fucking hurtful thing to do. And Britneys fat? Wtf, shes gaind a little weight since having kids- which in itself is understandable- but shes still a helluva lot skinnier than the average UK woman. Curves are cooler!
stupid, degrading, ridiculous... and it seems kind of low to bash britney for having a few extra pounds in a sentence mentioning that she's had 2 kids (and a whole lot of trouble). When you have kids, you gain some weight! And she isn't even overweight!!! She simply doesn't look like she did when she was 16 anymore. Shocker!
yeah fuck that!
Maxim is disgusting...and apparently blind? Or perhaps the entire male population really does just care more about big boobs, massive asses, and tiny waists. The article is degrading, sick, and so so clearly wrong. Sarah Jessica is an unconventional beauty. BEAUTY!
I cannot believe Sarah Jessica Parker and Madonna are in the least sexiest celebrities!! Who the hell votes in these poll? Teenage boys I suspect who prefer plastic trashy bimbos!
I'd love to go to the Maxim offices and take a good look at the jackasses who published this survey. I'm pretty sure they'd all land on my Top 5 unsexiest male list. It's a ridiculous, mean and degrading thing to publish. Not a shocker coming from Maxim.