Jeff and Audrey return to their alma mater Syracuse for an alumni weekend, but Jeff is disappointed when his friends bail early on their evening to be with their families. Jeff expresses his fear that he and Audrey will have boring lives once they become parents, so Audrey takes him out to prove they can still have a good time. Timmy tricks Russell into accompanying him to a nursing home and shows him a seemingly lonely senior citizen to illustrate Russell's future if he continues on his path of depravity. Timmy's plan backfires when Russell learns that the old man has his pick of the ladies in the nursing home. Adam attempts to make a viral video of his parrot eating a peanut out of his mouth, but he attains internet fame from the parrot biting him on the lip instead.