May 22, 2014 17:19:55 GMT
The 'Anger Management' star calls RiRi a 'village idiot' and 'liar' after his request to introduce his birthday fiancee to her was rejected.
Charlie Sheen is furious at Rihanna. He slams her after she refused to meet his fiancee, Scottine or known by her porn name Brett Rossi. The couple dined to celebrate her birthday at the same restaurant as RiRi at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica on Wednesday, May 21.
The "Anger Management" actor apparently sent a request over to RiRi's table to meet his girl for a quick introduction since she's a big fan of hers. However, the R&B singer turned them down citing the presence of many paparazzi outside. And Charlie was offended by her rejection.
"So, I took my gal out to dinner last night with her best friends for her Bday," Charlie tweeted. "We heard Rihanna was present as well. I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiance Scotty to her, as she is a huge fan. Well, the word we received back was that there were too many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time."
"At this time? AT THIS TIME?? lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random 11 million to 1 encounter with her some other night…?" he sarcastically said. "No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 'please kill me now' that I'd never get back. My Gal, however, was NOT OK with it. Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not."
"Sorry we're not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess (or in this case the Village idiot)," he bitterly wrote. "You see THIS is the reason that I ALWAYS take the time. THIS is why I'm in this thing 31 awesome years. Good will and common courtesy, carefully established over time to exist radically in concert with a code of gratitude!"
"I guess 'Talk That Talk' was just a big ol lie from a big ol liar," he continued, before additionally mocking her wig. "Oh and Riahnna, Halloween isn't for a while. But good on you for testing out your costume in public. It's close; a more muted pink might be the answer, as in: none."
"See ya on the way down, (we always do) and actually, it was a pleasure NOT meeting you," he added. "Clearly we have NOTHING in common when it comes to respect for those who've gone before you. I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds to situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant."
Charlie concluded his rant, "Here's a tip from a real vet of this terrain; If ya don't wanna get bothered DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE! and if this 'Prison of Fame' is soooooooo unnerving and difficult, then QUIT, junior! c #Hamateur."