The 'Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle' actor, who has been put in a wheelchair after tearing some of his core muscles following a race, also likens his manhood to a thumb.
- Aug 26, 2023
AceShowbiz - Kevin Hart let everyone know that he regrets challenging former NFL star Stevan Ridley to a 40-yard dash. One day after revealing that he tore some of his core muscles following the race, the "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle" actor laments looking like a "mess."
In a video shared on Instagram on Thursday, August 24, the comedian declared, "People, don't do this s**t. Not at the age 40 and up." He added, "That's what my stupid a** in this situation, look at this, you know how long it take me to get the f**k out the car? I'm a mess."
Kevin went on to detail, "Guys, it's bad. It's f**king bad. My d**k look like a thumb, everything's swollen, balls done got big as hell, s**t went here, balls look like my fists, can't move my god damned legs." He then noted, "All from, 'Your mark, get set, go.' Never again."
"Let me tell you something, I'm getting all types of calls," the funnyman further divulged. "I'm getting calls from friends, athletes. Everybody starts all the same, 'Man, what the f**k?' That's what they say. 'What the f**k were you thinking Kev, how you do that? Man, you supposed to be in shape.' "
The "Central Intelligence" star wasn't happy to hear the advice though. He inisted, "B***h, I am in shape. This has nothing to do with being in shape."
Not done getting things off his chest, Kevin jokingly wrote in the caption, "All of my friends can kiss my a**[crying laughing emojis]." He added, "I wish y'all could hear some of these damn calls. All of a sudden everybody is damn doctor or a physician….F**K YALL MAN!!!!! #ManDown."
While Kevin didn't spill the tea about who made the calls in question, his frequent co-star Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson hinted that he was one of them. In the comment section, the former wrestler replied, "I said what I said out of love."
Kevin shared the post just one day after he revealed that he's been put in a wheelchair. "Ladies and gentlemen, age 40 is real," he said in a video. "To all my men and ladies out there that are 40 years old and above, it's not a game. Respect that age or that age will make you respect it. I was just forced to respect it."
"This is just a public service announcement because I know people may see me out. I don't want you to be alarmed, but I'm in a wheelchair," the comic continued. "Why? Because I tried to jump out there and do some young stuff. Trying to go out there and do some young man stuff and I was told to sit my a** down."
"The Upside" actor went on to say that it all started with a little debate about who's faster between him and Stevan, who used to play for the New England Patriots. "We go out there, we go run the 40-yard dash. Guys, I blew all my s**t," he recalled. "Tore my lower abdomen. My adductors are torn, I don't even know what that is but I tore them. I tore those two. I can't walk, sit my a** down. This is 44."
