When Peggy dumps the Captain, Mike pays the price and is forced to guard port-o-potties at the Ren Faire. Peggy divulges to Molly that the reason she broke up with Patrick was because of the lackluster sex. Mike, determined to get his work life back to normal, talks to the Captain about improving his and Peggy's sex life. Meanwhile, as a tornado is descending on Chicago, Mike is also getting cold feet about the ostrich investment with Vince. While hunkered down in the basement during the tornado, Mike confesses what he's done to Molly, explaining that he wanted to make some extra money in case they needed to do in vitro fertilization.