Greek Episode 2.17 Guilty Treasures

Did you know there's a secret room in the KT basement? The KTs didnt't either! They only discover it after an unwelcome visit by a pranking Omega Chi pledge. But what a discovery. Thanks to the house's long-standing tradition of pranking thievery, there's enough stuff to fill an antiques store -- and they even have the long-missing bust of Omega Chi's founder. Evan hears about it and tells Cappie he has 24 hours to return the bust -- or the KTs are busted fro real. Cappie decides to return everything BUT the bust so that, when Evan shows up with the campus cops, the basement will be empty. But returning everything sounds way easier that it turns out to be thanks mostly to Rusty and Andy (more about that in a minute). When the cops do show up at the KT house, ready to shut down the chapter, Evan has a change of heart and fully backs Cappie's story. Even the cops barely belive it, and Cappie's speechless (for at least fiveseconds). But, yeah, Evan saves Kappa Tau. What's next -- flying pigs? Casey and Max are having scheduling issues. Max is working overtime for his adviser and not getting much credit for it. Plus, things are still awkward between them because of his Caltech confession. Casey hears about a 30-day research rotation at Oxford and decides to help Mark get it; she thinks she owes it to him because he gave up Caltech. But there's an obstacle: MAx's uppity adviser, who just doesn't like our boy. He's having a cocktail party for the woman who runs the Oxford program, and Max isn't invited. Dale helps them out by distracing the adviser with his brown-nosing superpowers. Then Casey uses her superior acting skills and psychological intuition to get Max the face time he needs with the Oxford professor and, presto! He scores the gig. But, uh, he has to leave tomorrow. Casey puts on a brave face, but it's clear she's going to miss Max a lot more than she thought. Fisher and Ashleigh are still making out in broom closets. That's justfine with Ashleigh,but fisher wants out of the closet for real. Ashleigh reluctantly decides to go on adate with him, but she picks the spot: a lesbian bar. Great! He realizes what she's up to (it's still a closet, just a bigger one), and he leaves her there. Fisher's not cool with boy-toy status. He says when she decides she wants more, she knows where to find him. While Ashleigh drowns her sorrows in Homojitos, Calvin and Rebecca join her. They are conducting an experiment to see if Rebecca's really gay or just going through a college phase. They don't get much experimenting done, but they do help Ash see her way out of her own closet. At breakfast next day, Ashleigh announces to all her sisters that she and Fisher are dating. No one's really surprised. Rebecca gets into the spirit and stands up to announce that she's a lesbian. No one seems surprised by that, either. Jordan and Rusty decide to try being friends, post-weeding kissage. But Andy has a feeling something happened at the wedding that they aren't telling him about. Jordan warns Rusty to saty out of it, but his conscience gets the better of him. He can't lie to his little brother, so he confesses about the kiss. Andy's hurt. But Jordan's hurt more. She doesn't think she and Rusty can be friends, but Rusty wants to make things right. so when he and Andy get sent to replace a stolen football in the team's trophy room (as part of Cappie's plan to return all the stolen stuff), he tries to talk about what happened. Andy loses his cool and breaks a display case, setting off an alarm and bringing in the campus cops. Rusty covers for Andy, but it's not enough. andy turns in his pledge pin and leaves KT. Cappie's totally disappointed in Rusty. But no one's more disappointed in Rusty than Rusty.