| 1 | Intro |
| 2 | Talking to Girls at Bars |
| 3 | Crush on a Waitress |
| 4 | Texting With Girls |
| 5 | I Kinda Have a Boyfriend, Is That a Problem? |
| 6 | I Think Too Much |
| 7 | The Macaroni and Cheese Fuckin' Days Are Over |
| 8 | Wasting Time on the Internet |
| 9 | The Donut Video |
| 10 | Sign Language for Jizz Everywhere (This bit not ideal for audio, sorry!) |
| 11 | My Favorite Racial Slurs |
| 12 | Motley Crue Tour vs. Aziz Tour |
| 13 | Toronto Customs Lady |
| 14 | Lady With the Puppies |
| 15 | Driver That Had a Dick on His Shoulder |
| 16 | Harris's College Essay |
| 17 | 50 Cent Grapefruit Story |
| 18 | Online Fight |
| 19 | Jay-Z New Year's Story |
| 20 | R. Kelly Online Video Dictionary |
