TRACK LISTING
| 1 | Introduction |
| 2 | The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage |
| 3 | London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines |
| 4 | Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks |
| 5 | Camisado |
| 6 | Time to Dance |
| 7 | Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off |
| 8 | Intermission |
| 9 | But It's Better If You Do |
| 10 | I Write Sins Not Tragedies |
| 11 | I Constantly Thank God for Esteban |
| 12 | There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't |
| 13 | Build God, Then We'll Talk |
