it hews too closely to TV-movie formula. But at least its meet-cute is well-staged, its having-fun montages of swan feeding are brief, and few lines are this wince-worthy: "For a blue blood, you've got quite the green thumb"
if Hallmark Channel's made-for-TV movie is to be believed, then two of the most famous people on the planet -- HRH Prince William and his blushing bride Catherine Middleton -- are also two of the most boring