- 12:01 PM, Jun 22
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing (Steve Howey of "Reba") - along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend (Diora Baird of "The Wedding Crashers" and "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning"), best buddy (Kenan Thompson of "SNL") and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' (Desi Lydic) - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy ("A Nightmare On Elm Street"), Jason ("Friday The 13th"), Pinhead ("Hellraiser"), Leatherface ("The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"), Chucky ("Child'S Play"), & Michael Myers ("Halloween"). But when Stan discovers that he's a direct descendant of the legendary monster hunter Van Helsing, the four will have to survive a night of hell raisers, hockey masks, psycho dolls, pleather faces, creepy hitchhikers, vampire strippers, killer karaoke, and lots of hot chicks kissing each other. The one and only Leslie Nielsen of "Airplane!" and "The Naked Gun "co-stars in this hysterical horror spoof written and directed by one of the guys who brought you "Scary Movie".