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Stan Helsing (2009)

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Movie Info


Genre

Comedy, Horror

Release Date

October 23, 2009 (Limited)

MPAA Rating

R

Studio

Anchor Bay Entertainment

Official Site

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REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Don't waste your weekend watch this movie.    Readers  5 of 5 [Rate It]

Cast and Crew


Director

Bo Zenga

Producer

Bo Zenga

Screenwriter

Bo Zenga

Starring

Movie Story


It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing (Steve Howey of "Reba") - along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend (Diora Baird of "The Wedding Crashers" and "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning"), best buddy (Kenan Thompson of "SNL") and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' (Desi Lydic) - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy ("A Nightmare On Elm Street"), Jason ("Friday The 13th"), Pinhead ("Hellraiser"), Leatherface ("The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"), Chucky ("Child'S Play"), & Michael Myers ("Halloween"). But when Stan discovers that he's a direct descendant of the legendary monster hunter Van Helsing, the four will have to survive a night of hell raisers, hockey masks, psycho dolls, pleather faces, creepy hitchhikers, vampire strippers, killer karaoke, and lots of hot chicks kissing each other. The one and only Leslie Nielsen of "Airplane!" and "The Naked Gun "co-stars in this hysterical horror spoof written and directed by one of the guys who brought you "Scary Movie".

Movie Stills (9 photos)


A scene from Anchor Bay Entertainment's Stan Helsing (2009)
Desi Lydic, Kenan Thompson and Diora Baird in Anchor Bay Entertainment's Stan Helsing (2009)

Reader's Reviews


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liked it, i need the soudntrack, can anybody gimme the names of the songs in this movie? plz?

posted by Band on Oct 17, 2009

can anybody gimme the names of the songs in this movie ?

posted by zed on Oct 18, 2009

Yep, please, if you can give a hint about the song played when Stan has the flash back in the restaurant when her gf decides to stop seeing each other... Most apreciated...

posted by Typo on Oct 23, 2009

please names soundtracks!!??

posted by nik on Oct 28, 2009

LICK SACK

posted by PUSSYFACE on Nov 01, 2009

I EAT THE PUSSY IM A MAN ABOUT IT

posted by NEVERSOFT on Nov 01, 2009
 
 

MOVIE REVIEWS BY CRITICS

“..manages to deliver a few laughs..”
by Kyle Smith [New York Post]
“..laugh-less, sex-less, scattershot..”
by Steve Ramos [Boxoffice Magazine]
“..shockingly bad..”
by Jeannette Catsoulis [NY Times]