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G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra Reviews

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Movie Info


Genre :

Action, Adventure

Release Date :

August 07, 2009

MPAA Rating :

PG-13

Director :

Stephen Sommers

Starring :

Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Dennis Quaid, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ray Park, Marlon Wayans, Rachel Nichols, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Said Taghmaoui, Arnold Vosloo, Lee Byung-hun, Christopher Eccleston

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Not quite bad, but it's not recommended either.    Readers  5 of 5 [Rate It]

“..one long setpiece..”
by Richard Kuipers [Variety]
2 of 4

“..not a fraudulent entertainment..”
by Ryan Stewart [Slant Magazine]
4 of 5

“..hugely enjoyable..”
by Matthew Turner [ViewLondon]
0.5 of 5

“..hasn't got a kung fu-grip on what it is..”
by Joe Neumaier [NY Daily News]
1 of 5

“..G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is about as hollow as big, dumb action extravaganzas come..”
by Phil Contrino [Boxoffice Magazine]
2 of 5

“..enjoyable..”
by Dan Jolin [Empire Magazine]
3 of 5

“..endearing or mindlessly puerile..”
by Cath Clarke [The Guardian]
“..dumb comic-book movie..”
by Manohla Dargis [NY Times]
1 of 5

“..disturbingly sadistic..”
by Tim Robey [Daily Telegraph]
1 of 5

“..depressing..”
by Paul Byrnes [Sydney Morning Herald]
2 of 5
Reviewed by Chris Barsanti [Filmcritic.com]
2 of 5
Reviewed by Roger Moore [Orlando Sentinel]
1.5 of 4
Reviewed by Stephen Whitty [Newark Star-Ledger]
1.5 of 4
Reviewed by Jeff Vice [Deseret News]
1 of 4
Reviewed by Peter Howell [Toronto Star]
0.5 of 4
Reviewed by Kyle Smith [New York Post]
Reviewed by Betsy Sharkey [LA Times]

Reader's Reviews


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i really love channing tatum i think im gonna die...and actually the movie was so awsome...damn,awsome..

posted by chan on Aug 27, 2008

i would flat out RUN home from middle school so I wouldn't miss a thing. i would sing the opening theme song and turn the tv on at the right time, ALWAYS. this was my life when I was 12/13. i had always fantasized about a live action movie .. . WOW!

posted by falkorr on Oct 26, 2008

I Can't Wait For This Movie To Come Out....AWESOME!!!

posted by ast on Jan 26, 2009

does any one know the name of the song

posted by Me on Feb 09, 2009

does any know the name of the song at 12 sec on up

posted by Me on Feb 09, 2009

Name of the band is Hollywood Undead and the name of the song is Undead.

posted by Me on Feb 13, 2009

This film looks sik nd it also has Hollywood Undeads: UNDEAD!!!! I HAVE 2 WATCH IT

posted by HU on Mar 12, 2009

Mmm...Arnold Vosloo

posted by Victoria on Mar 16, 2009

what the song where it say im a american badass

posted by cobra232 on Jul 24, 2009

Im going to get a Cobra logo tattoo on my chest.

posted by ss on Jul 26, 2009

"hi, anyone could help me, which one of the five main heroes of GI Joe named after a snake? please ..... i can't provide answer to my son's question...." -i think its snake eye if thats wat ur talkin bout

posted by ctulls on Aug 02, 2009

hi, anyone could help me, which one of the five main heroes of GI Joe named after a snake? please ..... i can't provide answer to my son's question....

posted by g.i. sheet on Aug 02, 2009

I cant believe they put Hollywood Undead in this. i am so excited! they were so good in concert

posted by Kiah. on Aug 04, 2009

DUKE is a 1SG not a CPT Wearing Major rank.

posted by I kno joe on Aug 12, 2009

I wanted to chop my cock off every time Dennis Quaid spoke. Why ruin my childhood with gay ass actors

posted by MR.WHY on Aug 13, 2009

EXCELLENT FILM :)

posted by ferolt on Aug 15, 2009

when they fly to the joe´s mainquater at the first time. their is a song which is nowhere listed. somthing with: "aha yeah...give a lokking...fun is the soldier" pls i love this song can anyone name it.

posted by Ballermann on Aug 22, 2009

much better than the animation

posted by moviebuff1 on Sep 01, 2009

why is the animation so crap

posted by movie buff1 on Sep 01, 2009

awesome!!

posted by uenzdi on Sep 05, 2009

if u have seeing thsi movie so help me.. u know when they are train0duke is training muscles. what is the name of the song when they are trainig..

posted by dingull on Oct 09, 2009
 
 

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