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Amy Schumer is opening up about her surprise wedding to chef Chris Fischer on her pal Nikki Glaser's SiriusXM podcast. During her visit to the show, the 36-year-old "I Feel Pretty" actress revealed a lot of things, including something X-rated that she said during her wedding vows.

"Mine sucked!" Amy said of her wedding vows. "I thought mine were good. I wrote mine in like, 20 minutes. I was crying when I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so hard." Nikki, who attended the wedding, responded, "I remember a joke of yours. You go, 'You make me laugh, you make me smile, you make me feel loved, you make me food.' "

Amy then added, recalling the moment, "In my vows I go, 'But I promise I'll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won't.' And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, 'The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f***ing loser. It was all like, awful s**t.' "

"All his stories about me that were supposed to be endearing were about me screaming at him," she continued. "I just annoy him all day. I'll be like, 'Do you want to play a game?' and he's like, 'What?' And I'm like, 'Guess how many times I sneezed today?' And like, that'll be the game. And he'll be like, 'Three.' And I'll be like, 'Don't remember!' And he's like, 'I'm spending my life with this worthless monster?' "

Amy and Chris tied the knot in an intimate and emotional outdoor nuptials in Malibu, California on February 13. Talking about their newlyweds life, Amy admitted that being referred to as a "wife" still feels like a "novelty" to her. Despite that, she is happy that the two of them decided to get married early in their relationship.

"Part of the thing that's good about us getting married so quickly is that we're so in love," she shared. "Every girl I know, if they get proposed to they're like, 'Oh now? Now that I can't have kids!' "