Simon is asked to speak at the funeral of Melora Evans' father Conrad, but Simon never liked the guy. To help with the eulogy, Simon enlists Fred Melamed's help. Meanwhile, Andrew and Zach deal with Charmin wanting an edgier, more versatile brand. When they hear that Lewis, Roberts & Roberts is "sponsoring" a funeral, they want the attendees to be wiping their eyes with Charmin. "Using tissues to stuff your bra before prom...why not Charmin?" The Charmin client turns out to actually be having an emotional breakdown after his wife left him the week before.