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Vampires Suck

Overview


Genre :

Comedy

Release Date :

August 18, 2010

MPAA Rating :

PG-13

Director :

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Starring :

Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, Charlie Weber, Arielle Kebbel, Crista Flanagan, Wanetah Walmsley, Bradley Dodds, Krystal Mayo, Devon Kelly

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Not quite bad, but it's not recommended either.    Readers  4 of 5 [Rate It]

1 of 4

“..This one sucks..”
by Bruce DeMara [Toronto Star]
Review rate : D

“..the glum, self-important Twilight novels and movies..”
by Nathan Rabin [A.V. Club]
“..seems especially redundant..”
by Jeannette Catsoulis [NY Times]
“..lame "Twilight" spoof..”
by Frank Scheck [Hollywood Reporter]
1 of 4

“..It's the sort of movie where "finger food" is offered at a party. And it's fingers. Haw..”
by Roger Moore [Orlando Sentinel]
1.5 of 4

“..it is mostly unfunny..”
by Randy Cordova [Arizona Republic]
0.5 of 5

“..It is easily the worst film of the year so far..”
by Adam Tobias [Watertown Daily Times]
“..instantly forgettable trifle..”
by Joe Leydon [Variety]
Review rate : C-

“..foolproof silly..”
by Steve Persall [St. Petersburg Times]
1.5 of 5

“..Another failed spoof..”
by Phil Contrino [Boxoffice Magazine]
“..Almost all of the biggest losers are less than an hour and a half long..”
by Peter Hartlaub [San Francisco Chronicle]
“..A characteristic work of monumentally lazy spoof comedy..”
by Simon Abrams [Slant Magazine]

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