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Scary Movie 5

Overview


Genre :

Comedy, Horror

Release Date :

April 12, 2013

MPAA Rating :

PG-13

Director :

Malcolm D. Lee

Starring :

Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Terry Crews, Kate Walsh, Heather Locklear, Molly Shannon, Mike Tyson, Audrina Patridge, Kendra Wilkinson, Angie Stone, Katt Williams, Sarah Hyland, Katrina Bowden, Tyler Posey, Usher

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Don't waste your weekend watch this movie.    Readers  4 of 5 [Rate It]

“..this is one of the absolute worst films I've ever seen..”
by Chris Bumbray [Joblo]
“..this installment of the profitable series is woefully, painfully unfunny..”
by Frank Scheck [Hollywood Reporter]
2 of 5

“..most of the jokes are not just crude but boringly obvious..”
by Jake Wilson [The Age]
“..lazy, boring, vile and tragically unfunny attempt at a horror-film spoof..”
by Stephanie Merry [Washington Post]
1 of 5

“..it's not so-bad-it's-good, it's just frustratingly bad, and I'm sorry that it exists..”
by Daniel Rutledge [3News NZ]
1 of 4

“..if you must go to "Scary Movie 5," be sure to bring an iPad with you. That way you can watch a better movie on it..”
by Kyle Smith [New York Post]
1.5 of 5

“..as long as you know you aren't going to see a cinematic masterpiece and are willing to lose a few brain cells in the process, then go right ahead and buy that movie ticket..”
by Ariel Paredes [Hotter in Hollywood]
Review rate : D
Reviewed by Nathan Rabin [A.V. Club]
1 of 5
Reviewed by Kim Newman [Empire Magazine]
1 of 5
Reviewed by Joe Neumaier [NY Daily News]
Reviewed by Rafer Guzman [Newsday]
Reviewed by Justin Chang [Variety]

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