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Sand Sharks

Overview


Genre :

Horror, Comedy

Release Date :

January 09, 2012 (UK)

MPAA Rating :

R

Director :

Mark Atkins

Starring :

Corin Nemec, Brooke Hogan, Gina Holden, Julie Berman, Vanessa Lee Evigan

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Don't waste your weekend watch this movie.    Readers  Be the 1st!

“..too self-aware to be as stupid as it appears on the surface, even if at the same time the one-dimensional characterisation, moronic dialogue, cheesily cheap creature effects, and performances as consistently broad as the frat house humour..”
by Anton Bitel [Little White Lies]
2 of 5

“..there are not enough jokes for the movie to function as a spoof nor enough action to make it a proper creature feature. They're gonna need a better film..”
by Joel Harley [HorrorTalk]
“..isn't very scary, it's predictable and well boring at times..”
by Ramius Scythe [Horror Chronicles]
1 of 5

“..if you're looking for a great creature feature with monsters munching people from under the sand, then you should just go back to Tremors. These Sand Sharks are better off staying out of sight..”
by Gareth Jones [Dread Central]
1 of 5

“..awful and almost irredeemable..”
by Connor Beaton [zConnection International]

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