
Overview
Genre :
Thriller, HorrorRelease Date :
June 01, 2012 (Limited)MPAA Rating :
RDirector :
John GulagerStarring :
Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, David Hasselhoff, Gary Busey, Chris Zylka, David Koechner, Meagan Tandy, Paul James Jordan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Hector Jimenez, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer, Katrina Bowden, Adrian Martinez, Clu Gulager
REVIEWS RATE:
Critics
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“..when the movie falls flat - and it does, especially in an unfunny and nauseating love scene involving a piranha hiding inside a hoo-ha - it's a drag..”
by Staci Layne Wilson [Horror.com]
“..this sequel has "outrageous" stamped across its chest, which not only ruins the joke but also could endanger the implants..”
by Jay Stone [Ottawa Citizen]

“..there's little wit or sense on view, just cheesy gross-outs and profanities strung together; plot, characters and all that other stuff are clearly beside the point, and for some potential viewers..”
by Michael Gingold [Fangoria]

“..The tempting trailer for this over-inflated sequel to 2010's B-movie horror suggested that it would deliver pneumatic bliss and bloody piscine horror in equal measure. Synthetic, lifeless and shapeless, it offers nothing of the kind. The flesh-eating pre..”
by Nigel Floyd [Time Out New York]

“..some of the gags just don't "hit" or "pop", leaving the audience sort of quietly giggling to themselves..”
by Brad Miska [Bloody Disgusting]

“..sadly, a protracted first act doesn't catch fire as sundry good-looking youngsters get chomped in knockabout nastiness which isn't that effective..”
by Kim Newman [Empire Magazine]

“..oddly, Gulager's depiction of these cartoonish events seems restrained-if anything the film, it's too understated..”
by Todd Gilchrist [Boxoffice Magazine]

“..ludicrous pack-traveling creatures who seem to lack long-term goals..”
by Mack Rawden [Cinema Blend]
“..funny, inane and with quotable dialogue to rivalAnchorman, Piranha 3DD is too stupid to miss..”
by Stephen [Mildconcern.com]
“..despite the title's big-bosom promise, the treatment of living female flesh is largely perfunctory, as though fulfilling a contractual obligation embedded in the title..”
by Leslie Felperin [Variety]

“.."there's something in the water" all right, and apparently it's making movies (and audiences) progressively more stupid..”
by Bruce Demara [Toronto Star]
Reviewed by Rich Phippen [Sky Movies]





