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Piranha 3-D

Overview


Genre :

Horror, Thriller

Release Date :

August 20, 2010

MPAA Rating :

R

Director :

Alexandre Aja

Starring :

Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott, Kelly Brook, Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Jessica Szohr, Steven R. McQueen, Eli Roth, Dina Meyer, Richard Dreyfuss, Christopher Lloyd, Brooklynn Proulx, Quinn Lord, Cody Longo, Riley Steele, Ricardo Chavira

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Nothing's perfect, but it's worth seeing.    Readers  2 of 5 [Rate It]

4 of 5

“..Watch this sick filth now..”
by Robbie Collin [News of the World]
3 of 5

“..vomit in 3D and floating silicone implants for easy gross-out laughs..”
by Alan Jones [Radio Times]
3 of 5

“..trying so hard for the laughs and the allusions amid all the gore, and endless bloodbath of bare naked ladies, that it completely forgets to frighten anyone..”
by Betsy Sharkey [LA Times]
2 of 5

“..tits-and-ass splatter apocalypse..”
by Peter Bradshaw [The Guardian]
2 of 4

“..shameless 3D remake..”
by Tim Robey [Daily Telegraph]
“..serving up a fresh batch of spring-break revelers for the fearsome creatures to attack..”
by Peter Debruge [Variety]
Review rate : B

“..No doubt, but it's not so the premium ticket price is a bummer..”
by Peter Paras [E! Online]
2 of 5

“..It's silly but not unwatchable..”
by Anthony Quinn [The Independent Films]
3 of 5

“..It's a bumper-sticker of a movie: honk if you love tits and gore! Honk honk honk..”
by Kim Newman [Empire Online]
“..a pitch-perfect, guilty-pleasure serving of late-summer schlock..”
by Michael Rechtshaffen [Hollywood Reporter]

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