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Piranha 3-D

Overview


Genre :

Horror, Thriller

Release Date :

August 20, 2010

MPAA Rating :

R

Director :

Alexandre Aja

Starring :

Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott, Kelly Brook, Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Jessica Szohr, Steven R. McQueen, Eli Roth, Dina Meyer, Richard Dreyfuss, Christopher Lloyd, Brooklynn Proulx, Quinn Lord, Cody Longo, Riley Steele, Ricardo Chavira

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Nothing's perfect, but it's worth seeing.    Readers  2 of 5 [Rate It]

4 of 5

“..Watch this sick filth now..”
by Robbie Collin [News of the World]
3 of 5

“..vomit in 3D and floating silicone implants for easy gross-out laughs..”
by Alan Jones [Radio Times]
3 of 5

“..trying so hard for the laughs and the allusions amid all the gore, and endless bloodbath of bare naked ladies, that it completely forgets to frighten anyone..”
by Betsy Sharkey [LA Times]
2 of 5

“..tits-and-ass splatter apocalypse..”
by Peter Bradshaw [The Guardian]
2 of 4

“..shameless 3D remake..”
by Tim Robey [Daily Telegraph]
“..serving up a fresh batch of spring-break revelers for the fearsome creatures to attack..”
by Peter Debruge [Variety]
Review rate : B

“..No doubt, but it's not so the premium ticket price is a bummer..”
by Peter Paras [E! Online]
2 of 5

“..It's silly but not unwatchable..”
by Anthony Quinn [The Independent Films]
3 of 5

“..It's a bumper-sticker of a movie: honk if you love tits and gore! Honk honk honk..”
by Kim Newman [Empire Online]
“..a pitch-perfect, guilty-pleasure serving of late-summer schlock..”
by Michael Rechtshaffen [Hollywood Reporter]

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LATEST REVIEWS

THE INTRUDERS :

“..this is one of those movies that's not very good but not so offensively bad that I regret ever seeing it. No doubt, it's also something I probably won't remember in a week..”
by Brian Oliver [The Movieman]

FOCUS :

“..like a counterfeit handbag: It looks great but falls apart when you reach into it..”
by Rafer Guzman [Newsday]

A LA MALA :

“..thoroughly predictable, and despite an original setup, the movie never rouses the emotions..”
by Marjorie Baumgarten [Austin Chronicle]

THE HUNTING GROUND :

“..the stories are horrifying, but essential to hear..”
by Joe Neumaier [NY Daily News]

OUT OF THE DARK :

“..a horror movie with an anti-globalist bent that's more interesting than its halfhearted scares..”
by Sara Stewart [New York Post]

THE SALVATION :

“..delivering a highly stylized widescreen revenge picture loaded with weapons and driven entirely by "superficial action"..”
by Peter Debruge [Variety]

EVERLY :

“..the film isn't particularly convincing either as a rousing anthology of bloodsport set pieces or a deeply felt portrait of revenge and reunion..”
by Vadim Rizov [A.V. Club]

'71 :

“..the hard-charging debut feature from TV director Yann Demange, makes us live every vivid, violent moment with him, the threat of death lurking at every turn..”
by Peter Travers [Rolling Stone]

BLUEBIRD :

“..undoubtedly a remarkable achievement, especially for a first-time filmmaker..”
by Jordan Hoffman [Film.com]

THE LAZARUS EFFECT :

“..still, "The Lazarus Effect," clocking in at a brief 86 minutes, doesn't go far enough, isn't scary enough and has mad scientists who just aren't mad enough..”
by Joe Neumaier [NY Daily News]