WHAT'S HOT?
Home > Movie > M > Machete > Reviews

Machete Reviews

Machete

Overview


Genre :

Action, Adventure, Thriller

Release Date :

September 03, 2010

MPAA Rating :

R

Director :

Robert Rodriguez, Ethan Maniquis

Starring :

Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Rose McGowan, Daryl Sabara, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson, Shea Whigham, Jeff Fahey

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Nothing's perfect, but it's worth seeing.    Readers  4 of 5 [Rate It]

2.5 of 4

“..twisted fun..”
by Peter Travers [Rolling Stone]
“..too preposterous to qualify as satire..”
by Stephen Holden [NY Times]
3 of 4

“..such sheer anarchic fun..”
by Tirdad Derakhshani [Philadelphia Inquirer]
4 of 5

“..one of cinema's most relentless schlock auteurs..”
by Preston Jones [Dallas Morning News]
1.5 of 4

“..monumentally gruesome and just as monumentally cynical..”
by Amy Biancolli [Houston Chronicle]
3 of 4

“..hilarious spoof of exploitation films that dishes some classic lines..”
by Robert W. Butler [Kansas City Star]
“..entertainingly over-the-top..”
by Frank Scheck [Hollywood Reporter]
3 of 4

“..eccentric and playful..”
by Claudia Puig [USA Today]
3.5 of 4
Reviewed by Tom Horgen [Minneapolis Star Tribune]
3.5 of 5
Reviewed by Bill Goodykoontz [Arizona Republic]
2.5 of 4
Reviewed by Peter Howell [Toronto Star]
2.5 of 4
Reviewed by Roger Moore [Orlando Sentinel]
2 of 5
Reviewed by Joe Neumaier [NY Daily News]
Reviewed by Joe Leydon [Variety]
Reviewed by Karina Longworth [Village Voice]

Reader's Reviews


Screen Name
Rate This Movie
Please Enter   
Comment
 
 
 
RSS
FB
Twitter

LATEST REVIEWS

A HAUNTED HOUSE 2 :

“..the script is lazy, recycling countless genre cliches rather than inventing novel twists..”
by Colin Covert [Minneapolis Star Tribune]

MAKE YOUR MOVE :

“.."Make Your Move" is an underwritten mess..”
by Inkoo Kang [LA Times]

KID CANNABIS :

“..this wild story sells itself, no narration needed..”
by Neil Genzlinger [New York Times]

BEARS :

“..another typically engaging, vividly shot entry in the successful Disney wildlife series..”
by Michael Rechtshaffen [Hollywood Reporter]

A PROMISE :

“..awkward, passionless drama conveys neither the sensuality nor the drawn-out sense of longing required..”
by Justin Chang [Variety]

FADING GIGOLO :

“..this second film is the keeper: the kind of keenly observed cultural clash that still finds room for dancing, a sultry fish-deboning (you just have to see it) and awakening..”
by Joshua Rothkopf [Time Out New York]

TIME IS ILLMATIC :

“..the documentary offers a number of reasons to appreciate its ongoing legacy, with sufficient production values to hold the tribute together..”
by Eric Kohn [indieWIRE]

HEAVEN IS FOR REAL :

“..a supposedly true story that uses faulty logic to reduce the complexity of faith to a fairy-tale. By rights, it should displease atheists and believers alike..”
by Rafer Guzman [Newsday]

ANTBOY :

“.."Antboy" is peppered with fun, cleverly shot and edited action bits as well as apropos comic-book style visuals..”
by Gary Goldstein [LA Times]

13 SINS :

“..a creepy little diversion that ultimately unravels long before its hero's fragile psyche does..”
by Justin Chang [Variety]