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The Lords of Salem

Overview


Genre :

Thriller

Release Date :

April 19, 2013 (Limited)

MPAA Rating :

R

Director :

Rob Zombie

Starring :

Patricia Quinn, Maria Conchita Alonso, Sheri Moon Zombie, Bruce Davison, Jeff Daniel Phillips, Ken Foree, Dee Wallace, Judy Geeson, Lisa Marie, Meg Foster, Ernest Thomas, Torsten Voges, Billy Drago, Richard Lynch, Lisa Marie, Barbara Crampton

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Nothing's perfect, but it's worth seeing.    Readers  Be the 1st!

1 of 4

“..this one is so bad it's hilarious..”
by Rex Reed [New York Observer]
“..the movie is eerily photographed (by Brandon Trost), but never suspenseful or scary, and eventually, events descend into goat-sacrificing silliness..”
by Chuck Wilson [Village Voice]
3 of 5

“..even as a coven assembles, the movie forgets to scare..”
by Joshua Rothkopf [Time Out New York]
Review rate : C-

“..but most of it's just silly satanic mumbo jumbo that's not particularly scary..”
by Chris Nashawaty [Entertainment Weekly]
3 of 4
Reviewed by V.A. Musetto [New York Post]
3 of 5
Reviewed by Joe Neumaier [NY Daily News]
2 of 4
Reviewed by Bill Goodykoontz [Arizona Republic]
1.5 of 4
Reviewed by Stephen Whitty [Newark Star-Ledger]
Reviewed by Mark Olsen [LA Times]

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