WHAT'S HOT?
Home > Movie > L > The Lords of Salem > Reviews

The Lords of Salem Reviews

The Lords of Salem

Overview


Genre :

Thriller

Release Date :

April 19, 2013 (Limited)

MPAA Rating :

R

Director :

Rob Zombie

Starring :

Patricia Quinn, Maria Conchita Alonso, Sheri Moon Zombie, Bruce Davison, Jeff Daniel Phillips, Ken Foree, Dee Wallace, Judy Geeson, Lisa Marie, Meg Foster, Ernest Thomas, Torsten Voges, Billy Drago, Richard Lynch, Lisa Marie, Barbara Crampton

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Nothing's perfect, but it's worth seeing.    Readers  Be the 1st!

1 of 4

“..this one is so bad it's hilarious..”
by Rex Reed [New York Observer]
“..the movie is eerily photographed (by Brandon Trost), but never suspenseful or scary, and eventually, events descend into goat-sacrificing silliness..”
by Chuck Wilson [Village Voice]
3 of 5

“..even as a coven assembles, the movie forgets to scare..”
by Joshua Rothkopf [Time Out New York]
Review rate : C-

“..but most of it's just silly satanic mumbo jumbo that's not particularly scary..”
by Chris Nashawaty [Entertainment Weekly]
3 of 4
Reviewed by V.A. Musetto [New York Post]
3 of 5
Reviewed by Joe Neumaier [NY Daily News]
2 of 4
Reviewed by Bill Goodykoontz [Arizona Republic]
1.5 of 4
Reviewed by Stephen Whitty [Newark Star-Ledger]
Reviewed by Mark Olsen [LA Times]

Reader's Reviews


Screen Name
Rate This Movie
Please Enter   
Comment
 
 
 
RSS
FB
Twitter

LATEST REVIEWS

TOMORROWLAND :

“..the movie can conjure up futuristic images, but the story is nothing we haven't seen before...”
by Stephanie Merry [Washington Post]

POLTERGEIST :

“..the spirits may have been willing with Poltergeist but the movie is weak..”
by Linda Barnard [Toronto Star]

WHEN MARNIE WAS THERE :

“..will make fans of the Japanese animation studio yearn for when Hayao Miyazaki was there. The now-retired maestro of the form had a sense of poetry and lyricism that's sadly missing here..”
by Joe Neumaier [NY Daily News]

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE III :

“..more depravity, more terrible acting..”
by Chris Nashawaty [Entertainment Weekly]

CHOCOLATE CITY :

“..a black riff on a certain stripper movie smash..”
by Roger Moore [Tribune News Service]

ALOFT :

“..the rest of it - the healer, the journalist, the falcons - is just a thick, tedious layer of frost on the window..”
by Katharine Pushkar [NY Daily News]

RETURN TO SENDER :

“..the camera prowls menacingly through the interiors, but the writers seem too content with their improbable conceit to bother with back story or character arcs..”
by David Parkinson [Radio Times]

ROOMMATE WANTED :

“..there's plenty of entertainment value to found. Just don't expect to leave the film with a smile on your face and joy in your heart..”
by Blair Hoyle [Cinema Slasher]

CAROL :

“..it is a creamily sensuous, richly observed piece of work, handsomely detailed and furnished..”
by Peter Bradshaw [The Guardian]

YOUTH :

“..Youth has a wan eloquence and elegance, though freighted with sentimentality and a strangely unearned and uninteresting macho-geriatric regret for lost time, lost film projects, lost love..”
by Peter Bradshaw [The Guardian]