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Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Overview


Genre :

Action

Release Date :

June 09, 2012 (TV Premiere)

MPAA Rating :

R

Director :

John Shepphird

Starring :

Melissa Molinaro, Jack Scalia, Paul Sorvino, Tony Sirico, Joey Russo, William Atherton, Dylan Vox, Al Sapienza, Jeremy Luc, Daniel Booko

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Don't waste your weekend watch this movie.    Readers  Be the 1st!

“..thanks to a game cast, appropriately dumb dialogue, and some astoundingly bad special effects, it ends up trashy fun..”
by Snicks [AfterElton]
“..silly, campy, sometimes amusing..”
by Virginia Rohan [NorthJersey.com]
“..in some ways many scenes from this movie reminded me of some campy teen horror movies from the 50's and 60's, such as "The Blob"..”
by Dennis Russo [The Trades]
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“..fans of bad movies will be annoyed because this is a movie that knows it's bad, and tries to get the audience in on the joke..”
by Joseph Howell [Talk of Horrors]
“..enough that I rewound it 3 times to be sure I heard it right, and laughed every time..”
by Smee [Red Carpet Crash]

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