Demi Moore Hilariously Roasts Ex-Husband Bruce Willis in Comedy Central Special

The actress, who married Bruce for 20 years, delivers some digs on her former husband before concluding by saying that the 'Die Hard' star is one of her top 3 husbands.

AceShowbiz - Who could be a better person to roast you other than your ex-partner? That's what happened to Bruce Willis when his ex-wife Demi Moore made a surprise appearance during his Sunday, July 29 special episode of Comedy Central's "Roast Battle".

Demi kicked off her roast by poking fun at Bruce's long-running "Die Hard" franchise. "For those of you who don't know me, I'm Demi Moore," the actress started saying. "I was married to Bruce Willis for the first three 'Die Hard' movies, which makes sense because the last two sucked."

The actress later talked about her great times with Bruce, mentioning their three "amazing" daughters, Rumer Willis, Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis, who were also among the crowd that night. "We did argue over the kids' name and in the end Bruce won--that's how they got stuck with Willis," Demi joked. "But, I have to say our daughters are incredibly well adjusted considering two of them are half Bruce Willis."

Demi also noted that Bruce was actually "really generous." She recalled, "When our daughter Rumer was a baby, and it was his turn to change the diaper in the middle of the night, he leaned over and whispered, 'I'd give you a thousand dollars right now if you change the diaper." That was not the most hilarious part though, as she added, "Of course I wouldn't do it, because lawyer said, 'Don't worry, we'll take care of it. We'll get it in the end,' " gaining laughter from the crowd.

"After our divorce, he said that he considered the end of our marriage his biggest failure, but Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself--you've had much bigger failures," Demi went on taking jab at her ex. She later mentioned that turning down George Clooney's role in "Ocean's Eleven" to "focus on playing the harmonica" was one of his bigger failures.

Demi later delivered her one last punch, "I just looked at our marriage like 'The Sixth Sense'--you were dead the whole time," referring to Bruce's famous horror film.

Demi concluded it with a slew of compliments. "You're someone I truly cared about, you always have a special place in my heart. I'm so grateful that you're in my life and our children's lives," she said. "You've been a great friend, a great father and easily one of my top three husbands."

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