For Your Consideration

Track Listing

• 1. The Hot Ticket
• 2. The Survey: Gay? Straight?
• 3. The Clicker (For the Maggie Fans)
• 4. My First Rebanning (Hi Barbara Walters!)
• 5. Happy Sunday (More Maggie!)
• 6. Cover Me
• 7. Oprah Is a Deity (And I Think She Is Full of Shit)
• 8. Oprah's Favorite Things
• 9. The Osmonds Were Never Cool
• 10. Freaky Doll People (Demi? Oh Yeah!)
• 11. Straight Guys Wake Up!
• 12. Our New Daddy's Coming
• 13. Wizard of Woz
• 14. My Run in With Spielberg