Desperate Housewives Episode 6.14 The Glamorous Life

Lynette doesn't like that Dr. Graham always sides with Tom. Tom convinces her to attend a play the doctor is in. She's terrible, which Lynette doesn't mind telling her, but Tom lies and says she was "Great." Surprisingly, this leads to a huge breakthrough when Tom admits he likes to be the good cop, forcing Lynette to always be the bad cop. After Tom admits he hated the play too, the therapist orders them both out.

Bree is puzzled by Orson's newfound tranquility, until she finds his suicide letter! She vows to watch him 24 hours a day and we have to laugh when he replies, "Being bored to death wasn't how I was planning to go, but we can try it your way."

Angie and Gaby clash over Ana and Danny. Angie convinces Gaby that it's time for a safe sex talk, but when Carlos sees Gaby's bought condoms for Ana, he threatens to kill Danny. "Isn't it better to be safe than sorry?" Gaby asks. He tells her that if Ana gets pregnant, she'll be the one taking care of the baby. "She's your trampy niece," Gaby yells after him.

Gaby writes Ana an unsigned check, which she'll sign if Ana graduates high school without having had sex: "I could talk to you about saving yourself for marriage, but I think you're the kind of girl who responds to cold hard cash." But as Ana sees it, her promise not to have sex doesn't include Danny. Carlos catches Danny with Ana and threatens to kill him. Angie barges in and shouts, "You ever touch him again, you're dead." The Solises come over the next night to apologize and overhear Nick scolding Angie that soon the truth about them will come out. We can't blame Gaby for eyeing the Bolens with a new wariness.

Susan tells Robin, a stripper at Double D's, that it's never too late to change your life, so she quits! And shows up at her house the next day saying,. "You're my role model," Robin tells her. "What do I do know?" Now Susan feels responsible for her, so she hires Robin as her assistant at school. Naturally, one of the students' fathers recognizes her and she's fired on the spot. Susan talks Mike into letting Robin move in until she finds a job.

Orson dares Bree to say she loves him and she can't do it. She forces him to attend an anniversary celebration for an elderly couple and leaves him momentarily by the pool. She sees him about to wheel himself in and she runs to stop him. He asks what he's got to live for her, if she doesn't love him anymore, and she says, "I loved you once. I can't recapture that if you're not here." We'd never have believed these two might still have a future together!