The 'Late Show' host claims the 'Lord of the Rings' actor stole his vacation plans and tries to find the reason why Bloom needed to strip down to his birthday suit during paddleboarding.
- August 5, 2016
AceShowbiz -
Stephen Colbert couldn't let Orlando Bloom's naked picture scandal pass without poking fun at it. The "Late Show" host opened the Thursday, August 4 episode of his show by claiming that Bloom stole his vacation plans. Showing a picture of the hunky actor "paddleboarding fully naked with his girlfriend, Katy Perry" in Sardinia, he quipped, "My Google finally paid off on that one."
The comedian added that the nude picture reminded us that "celebrities... they're nothing like us." While he's trying not to be judging, he tried to offer an explanation as to why Bloom needed to strip down to his birthday suit during paddleboarding. "Maybe he's trying to tan his little Legolas," Colbert said.
After showing other photos featuring naked Bloom from the back and playing on the rocks, he claimed to obtain the rest of Bloom's vacation photos. The photoshopped images depicted the British actor admiring the Sistine Chapel, doing woodworking, bungee jumping and doing archery, all in his naked glory.
