Chris (Tyler James Williams) is determined to spend New Year's Eve in Times Square, but Rochelle (Tichina Arnold) says Chris can only go if he finds a responsible adult to accompany him. The only problem is that the only people Chris can find to be his chaperone are two ex-convicts, Peaches (guest star Tisha Campbell-Martin) and Malvo (guest star Ricky Harris).
Julius (Terry Crews) stops a man from jumping off the George Washington Bridge and becomes a local hero on the evening news.
Drew (Tequan Richmond) and Tonya (Imani Hakim) make a bet to see who can stay up the latest.