The 'Weekend' singer reveals she was once fired after unknowingly wolfing down two pot brownies.
- August 28, 2018
AceShowbiz - R&B star SZA was once fired from a retail job after unknowingly wolfing down two pot brownies.
The Weekend singer, 27, shared her funny tale in a series of Twitter posts on Sunday, August 26, after revealing how she had previously worked at stores like True Religion, Sephora, H&M, and Abercrombie.
She also detailed one brief stint at clothing company Diesel, where her employment had been abruptly terminated following a bad reaction to marijuana-laced brownies.
Calling the incident a "weed brownie conspiracy", SZA explained how her colleague had failed to warn her about the extra special ingredient after bringing the baked treats into work - and she ended up finding out the hard way.
"I walk into work and shorty has a full container of brownies she brought from home. Fresh hot .. seems normal," the star began.
"She opens em in the break room and everybody starts crowding like ooooo aaahhh . She DONT SAY NUFFIN BOUT NO DRUGS (sic)".
She opens em in the break room and everybody starts crowding like ooooo aaahhh . She DONT SAY NUFFIN BOUT NO DRUGS
— SZA (@sza) 26 August 2018
"Everybody takes one... mind u I'm new here ..nobody's eating the whole thing but MY hungry a** eats TWO like mmmm ya free BREAKFASS (sic)!!..30 mins pass," SZA continued.
"I start to sweat .. I'm looking at n**gas across the sales floor they laughing and s**t.. I'm like wow I gotta boo boo (use the bathroom) I'm nauseous... mind u I ain't even KNOW...10 more mins pass (sic)".
I start to sweat .. I’m looking at niggas across the sales floor they laughing and shit.. I’m like wow I gotta boo boo I’m nauseous I’m 😰😓😨..mind u I ain’t even KNOW...10 more mins pass 🙂
— SZA (@sza) 26 August 2018
"Long story short I'm the only one coming out of their actual skin looking like I ATE meth (sic)," the musician quipped, revealing she was promptly hauled into the manager's office.
"I don't know why this is happening," SZA shared. "I tell her I need a doctor. She fires me . I spend the rest of the day in a Mexican restaurant searching for answers #SETUP".
Long story short I’m the only one coming out of their actual skin looking like I ATE meth . I get called to the office 😩 I don’t know why this is happening I tell her I need a doctor. She fires me . I spend the rest of the day in a Mexican restaurant searching for answers #SETUP
— SZA (@sza) 26 August 2018
Luckily for SZA, who has become known for her love of marijuana, she managed to find a new career path, picking up four Grammy Award nominations for her 2017 debut album, Ctrl.
She also recently celebrated smashing the two billion streams milestone for her music.
"Today I found out we 2.3 billion streams deep and a bunch a other cool stuff," SZA wrote on Instagram last week, ends August 24. "I love my family. I love you all for pressing play at any time. Thank you for this journey... Thank you God for this existence. Amen."
