The 'Home Alone' actor plays a bizarre driver, who 'doesn't even know how to f***ing drive,' with a childhood trauma of being left home alone over the holidays.
- December 18, 2015
AceShowbiz -
Macaulay Culkin reprises his "Home Alone" role as Kevin McCallister in the first episode of new YouTube series ":DRYVRS". The approximately five-and-a-half-minute video sees Macaulay as a bizarre driver with a childhood trauma of being left home alone over the holidays.
The video opens with creator Jack Dishel waiting for a car he booked via a ride-sharing app. Jack then meets Macaulay who says he replaced his wife Anna who's supposed to pick him up but she couldn't come because she "did too much blow last night." Macaulay adds that he "doesn't even know how to f***ing drive."
Jack then offers to drive the car. In the back seat, Macaulay recalls his childhood trauma. "Never married your childhood sweetheart," he tells Jack before he rejects a phone call from his mom. "That's cold, dude," Jack tells Macaulay.
Macaulay replies, "How about this? It's Christmastime. It's f***ing Christmas. And your whole family goes on vacation, whole family, and they forget their 8-year-old f***ing son... all by himself for a week. I defended my house from two psychopath home invaders. I was just a kid."
"I still have nightmares about this bald weirdo dude chasing me around," he continues. "They remembered my bastard of a brother, but they forget me, the cutest f***ing 8-year-old in the universe by far."
When Jack tries to park the car, a carjacker with gun approaches the duo and asks them to get out of the car. "Stay in the car," Macaulay says. "You pick the wrong car, my friend." He picks a hanger, unbending it and putting it into a cigarette lighter before placing it on the carjacker's hand. He then ties the carjacker with a rope and hits him with the gun.
Macaulay and Jack bring the carjacker into an empty house and tie him into a chair with Christmas lights before things take a turn for the bloody.
