Name: Homeland Security USA
Genre: Reality

Homeland Security USA Episode

SEASON 1

Episode	Title	Premiere
13	Strip Clubs. Open on Thursday. Hmmm.	September 6, 2009
12	Were You Actually on The Bachelor?	August 30, 2009
11	There Goes Another Broken Heart Thanks to CBP	August 23, 2009
10	We're a Nation of Immigrants. All of Us.	August 16, 2009
09	What Kind of Grades Did You Get in Recess?	August 10, 2009
08	They Call Me the Rottweiler	March 10, 2009
07	There Could Be a Tiger in the There	March 3, 2009
06	Manatees? Y'know. Whatever. They're Cool	February 24, 2009
05	I Did One Stupid Mistake. It Cost My Whole Life	February 12, 2009
04	These Are Human Skulls So They Had to Belong ...	February 3, 2009
03	It's Not a Cow. It's a Guinea Pig	January 27, 2009
02	Looks Like It's Been Through an Autopsy	January 13, 2009
01	This Is Your Car on Drugs	January 6, 2009