When Sgt. Agony (Keegan-Michael Key) discovers that Cooch is illiterate, the League of Freedom bands together to help her study for her GED. American Ranger embarks on a road trip in search of the American dream and Jewbot yearns to be an inspirational influence.
A School PSA reveals Cooch is illiterate and Sgt. Agony tells the League of Freedom she needs at least a high school diploma or higher to stay in the League of Freedom. The League of Freedom helps her prepare for her GED test, but Cooch has trouble studying. Jewbot discovers Cooch has ADD and suggests Adderall, so she obtains some from Brad and is doing well until the day of the test when Jewbot gets rid of the drugs thinking they are birth control pills, she panics and moves back to her owner.
When helping Cooch with history, American Ranger is shocked to find out what happened to America the years during his freezing and goes to Detroit where he is saddened to learn that the America he knew is gone. He gets introduced to marijuana by a man named Reggie and becomes addicted. Through him, American Ranger meets a Native American named Hawkfeather and inadvertently summons a beast who attacks him, driving him back to SuperMansion.
Cooch comes back and takes the test. She passes, but since she didn't sign the test. Sgt. Agony uses this reason to remove her from the League of Freedom. Just then, the beast attacks the mansion and Cooch saves the day. Hawkfeather reveals himself as a professor at New Mexico State University and awards Cooch an honorary degree, allowing her to stay in the League of Freedom.
