Karl feels he's getting up in age and is starting to spend more time with his doctors. No longer young and free, he thinks about his will, which he believes is a form of charity, though Ricky disagrees. Karl's attorney suggested he marry his girlfriend for tax purposes, which would finally give his parents a reason to meet hers. Stephen shares his trick for being stopped on the street and asked to give charity, in which he pretends not to speak English--a strategy that backfires when he gets recognized. On the subject of charity, Karl believes there should be one, and only one, charitable cause per year. This year, for example, could be for hungry people, and people with a limp the next.
