Jimmy Kimmel Suggests That We Make Trump King: Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures


Jimmy Kimmel Suggests That We Make Trump King: Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures


'We need to set him up in a castle, maybe in Florida. Lead him to the top and then lock the door to that castle,' the comedian says, 'There's no way he turns that deal down.'
Jimmy Kimmel has come up with a crazy, yet the best solution so far to save us from Donald Trump. The comedian opened his show "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" on Tuesday night, August 15 responding to the President's remark about the Charlottesville riots which he delivered at a press conference earlier that day.

"I wouldn't be lying if I said I would feel more comfortable if Cersei Lannister was running this country," Kimmel quipped, "I don't know who decided it would be a good idea to send him out there to talk to reporters today, but whoever did obviously misread his state of mind and the mood in this country right now. I think I can say this with reasonable certainty, the president is completely unhinged. The wheels are off the wagon and hurtling through space."

Enlisting a series of Trump's controversial decisions and remarks since he's been POTUS, Kimmel said, "He signs a ban on Muslims that he claims isn't a ban on Muslims. He compliments the President of the Philippines for murdering drug addicts. Hours after a terror attack in London, he starts a fight with their mayor. After criticizing Obama for playing golf, he plays golf every weekend. He accidentally shares classified intelligence with the Russians. He tweets a typo at midnight, wakes up and claims it was a secret message."

"He praises Jim Comey in October and calls him a coward in June. He fires him," Kimmel continued. "He lashes out at his own attorney general for recusing him from the investigation. He hires the Mooch - and fires the Mooch. He bans the transgendered from the military without telling anyone in the military he's doing it. He plays chicken with Kim Jong-un. And that's just some of the list... If I went through all of it, it would be longer than the menu at the Cheesecake Factory."

After being done with the complaining, Kimmel made a bold proposition, removing Trump as President and making him the first king of America. "England has a queen. She lives in a palace," he explained. "Everyone makes a big deal when she shows up. She has no power at all. In the morning they put a crown on her head, she stands there and waves, she goes back to bed. That's it. If the queen were to walk out on her balcony and open her shirt, nothing over there would change. The queen could be completely bonkers, it would make no difference at all. She'd still be queen, it would still be fine."

He added, "That's what we need to do with Donald Trump. We need to set him up in a castle, maybe in Florida. Lead him to the top. And then lock the door to that castle forever. Everyone can call him your highness." Kimmel believes that "there's no way he turns that deal down, if we tell him he's going to be the king."

As for Trump's replacement, Kimmel said Mike Pence "is ready." He said of the VP, "He's boring. He's relatively sane. He looks like a neighbor you might borrow a lawnmower from. Let's get him in there before it's too late. Let's make America Great Britain again."




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