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Movie hunk Brad Pitt seems to get tired with the many rumors link him to Angelina Jolie, and so he finally establishes "Angelina Jolie Rumors Hotline." Beginning at 9:00 a.m. (EDST) on Monday April 11, 2005, fans who want to get the reliable information on the rumors can dial 1-900-NOT-TRUE to hear Pitt in his own voice the latest rumors being printed about him and Angelina Jolie in the false tabloids.

At 49 cents a minute billed automatically to the telephone number from which a call is made, this service represents a great bargain for Brad Pitt fans everywhere. What things fans could know from the hotline are; Pitt denial on Jolie broke up his marriage to Aniston, on his spending several nights in Jolie’s trailer while they were filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith, on his spending Easter weekend with Jolie at a posh resort while doing publicity for the same movie, and on their planning to get married before the June release of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Furthermore, fans could also hear about Pitt denial that Angelina is pregnant, about rumors fans may not have heard about yet, and how many men and women that two-bit, rumor-mongering whore Janice Min, editor of US Weekly, slept with last month.