Vampires Suck Reviews

Movie Reviews

• This one sucks

  by Bruce DeMara [Toronto Star ]

• the glum, self-important Twilight novels and movies

  Review rate : D by Nathan Rabin [A.V. Club ]

• seems especially redundant

  by Jeannette Catsoulis [NY Times ]

• lame "Twilight" spoof

  by Frank Scheck [Hollywood Reporter ]

• It's the sort of movie where "finger food" is offered at a party. And it's fingers. Haw

  by Roger Moore [Orlando Sentinel ]

• it is mostly unfunny

  by Randy Cordova [Arizona Republic ]

• It is easily the worst film of the year so far

  by Adam Tobias [Watertown Daily Times ]

• instantly forgettable trifle

  by Joe Leydon [Variety ]

• foolproof silly

  Review rate : C- by Steve Persall [St. Petersburg Times ]

• Another failed spoof

  by Phil Contrino [Boxoffice Magazine ]

• Almost all of the biggest losers are less than an hour and a half long

  by Peter Hartlaub [San Francisco Chronicle ]

• A characteristic work of monumentally lazy spoof comedy

  by Simon Abrams [Slant Magazine ]

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