Greek Episode 2.13 Engendered Species

Still scrambing to meet their rushee quota, the ZBZs are short on cash, so they cut back the kitchen stuff to just one hasher -- a VERY cute hasher named Fisher. All the grils do their best to get his attention, taking athe flirting way over the top as the guy's trying to wash dishes and clean up. He confess to Ashleigh that he's had this problem at other sororities before -- he's ven been fired because of it. Can she help? She does, in a very Ashway: by spreading a rumor that he has herpes. He's never been relieved to have a "disease." There's one snag in her plan, though -- major sparks are flying between Ash and Fisher. She tries to keep it cool for his sake, but when they bump into each other in the kitchen late one night, they cave and have a makeout session over a bowl of cornflakes.

But it's not all hearts and flowers for everyone. Things get tense between Max and Cappie after Cappie calls him a douche -- again. Casey's not having it. She really wants them to be friends. They both resist, but she begs. So they try, but the only thing they can agree on is that they'll fake it for Casey's sake. She doesn't buy it, but, as she sighs to Ashleigh, "Hey, at least they're trying!"

Rusty and Dale are moaning over their art history class requirement that puts them into contact with lowly liberal arts students. But Rusty changes his mind real fast when a pretty transfer student named Jordan walks into the lecture hall. Despite a spectacular faceplant he executes in front of the entire class. Rusty manages to charm her. She seems really interested, but Rusty tells Dale and Calvin that he has to wait for the "right moment."

Except that Rusty has no idea what the right moment even means. He lets several of them pass him right by. He does get her to cometo the KT mixer, where he introduces her to Casey and ASh as a potential snap-bid for ZBZ. Rusty gives her the "Why Going Greek Is Great" speech, and she's off! Later, after a few Jell-O shots of courage, Rusty finally decides the moment has come. He stands up (a little wobbly), goes out to find her, and ... too late! Jordan and Andy the football-star pledge are making out on the dance floor. Rusty's crushed.

Over at Omega Chi, Calvin's horny roommate won't stop bringing girls back to their room. Calvin hasn't had a decent night's sleep in days, so he decides to crash with Dale an Rusty for a while in their shiny new apartment (watch out for Dale's cooking -- totally disgusting!). But before he can even bed down, a mysterious SOS call comes in from his big brother, Evan.

So Calvin takes off and pulls up at a seedy motel, where he finds Evan in his pajamas. His car's been stolen -- yes! The Iron Man car is gone-zo! -- but he doesn't want to talk about it. It's all really weird, and then, before they can even leave, a random gril throws a duffel bag through the window into Evan's lap and says, "Don't forget your bag." Uh ... what? Calvin asks WTH is up, but Evan just wants to get gone.