this team-up between the director of "AVP: Alien vs. Predator" (Paul W.S. Anderson) and the star of "Sucker Punch" (Emily Browning) is as awful as you feared it might be
Anderson excels in the film's many moments of digital doom-and-gloom, he can't deliver a single authentic emotion between the two star-crossed leads, leaving us with a sooty aftertaste of having sat through one very loud rendition of Titanic in togas
"Pompeii" certainly recognizes what mass audiences want from a "Game of Thrones"-style sword-and-scandal saga, delivering especially high marks as either a sudsy indulgence for teenage girls or a beefcake offering for gay men