with low, low expectations in mind, the film is not utterly atrocious. A workaday mash-up of ET and Transformers, its messy central conceit makes you wonder what that four-year-old was smoking
objectively ridiculous but mostly fun, this is better than you could have predicted given the title but squarely aimed at a young and undiscerning audience
here's one of those barely-there studio time-wasters that exists chiefly as a pun and a pitch - Fast & Furious for preteens, Transformers without the leering - bulked out with a thick carapace of pixels
