- CELEBRITY
- 12:00 AM, May 30
tries to be equal parts snark and snarl
not as hot as you hope it would be
never quite as scary or as funny as it wants to be
more punky than wannabe-pithy
Hot!
gobbles up horror-movie cliches and sploshes them onto the screen in half-digested disarray
bloody fun is here to be had
as violent and exploitative as every other horror film
as formidable and entertaining as a case of blue balls
As a horror movie, Jennifer's Body doesn't fully deliver