[a] modest, sometimes vulgar and often insulting family flick; Despite his considerable appeal, Tom Everett Scott is truly wasted in the unconvincing role of Nick Pearson
The dialogue is pat and the story beats predictable; Many of the gags fall flat; "I Hate Kids" doesn't make much of an effort to persuade us that its characters love each other, nor do more than move us to the occasional chuckle
godawful; Ignoring the cheapness of the jokes they've been hawking, the filmmakers pivot in the third act, expecting us now to take their canned scenes of emotional growth seriously