sumptuously filmed yet dramatically inert, "Earthquake Bird" squanders a game cast on a low-energy, relatively toothless psychosexual thriller
Alicia Vikander and Naoki Kobayashi would make a scorching couple, if the former weren't so inscrutable in this elegant Tokyo-set thriller
"Earthquake Bird" brings A-list collaborators to B-movie material, but to mostly uninspired effect; Ultimately, "Earthquake Bird" remains grounded because most viewers will have trouble buying into its absurd plot, and too few will even care