Battleship Reviews

  • Battleship
    • Genre : Action
    • Release Date :
    • MPAA Rating : PG-13
    • Duration : 131 minute(s)
    • Production Budget : 200
    • Studio : Universal Pictures
    • Official Site :
    • Reviews Rate
      Nothing's perfect, but it's worth seeing.

    • Readers Rate
      5 of 5

Movie Reviews

  • was supposed to be a dud, but it's aimed in the right place, packed with brains and heart, and explosively fun
    4.5 of 5 by James Rocchi [MSN Movies ]
  • too much uninteresting dialogue about “mysterious” aliens to wade through – plus, oodles of nauseating jingoism and slow-motion heroism
    2 of 4 by Adam Litovitz [Globe and Mail ]
  • the screenplay, by Jon and Erich Hoeber, goes through such extraordinary narrative contortions in order to justify an allusion to the game's familiar grid-work board and guessing-game strategy
    by Nick Pinkerton [Village Voice ]
  • the movie drags on way too long
    3 of 5 by Bill Goodykoontz [Arizona Republic ]
  • the captains of this movie deserve a medal
    Review rate : B+ by Lisa Schwarzbaum [Entertainment Weekly ]
  • overlong and numbing military-vs.-aliens saga with laughably bad dialogue
    2 of 4 by Claudia Puig [USA Today ]
  • no characters, no plot, no natural tension
    by Bob Mondello [NPR ]
  • like "Transformers," which it rivals in relentlessness, "Battleship" comes with its own force field
    by Joe Morgenstern [Wall Street Journal ]
  • it's loud, it's large, it's stupid, and its best gag involves a chicken burrito
    1 of 4 by Amy Biancolli [San Francisco Chronicle ]
  • it's all very earnest, but it's not a whole lot of fun
    2 of 5 by Kenneth Turan [Los Angeles Times ]
  • it even-please fine me for saying this-makes Michael Bay's Transformersmovies look rollicking by comparison
    by Dana Stevens [Slate ]
  • dumb, noisy, and flashy
    1.5 of 4 by James Berardinelli [ReelViews ]
  • dopey, preposterous and unintentionally hilarious in all the wrong place
    by Rex Reed [New York Observer ]
  • delivering volley after volley of impressive special effects, snicker-worthy dialogue, goofball humor and -- best of all -- aliens vs. the Navy showdowns at sea
    2.5 of 4 by Randy Myers [San Jose Mercury News ]

Reader's Reviews

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