Greek Episode 3.07 The Dork Knight

Casey's convinced that Cappie and Evan are secret friends. But they deny it. She tries tricking them into cofessing, but no go. When they stage a fight to prove they're not friends, tons of KTs and Omegas pile on and turn it into a very real fight. Ouch!

Next, Inspector Casey gets Ash to deliver a huge fruit basket to the KT house. ZBZ is giving them to all the houses! But they're not really. The basket's bugged! Asleigh joins Casey, who's hiding in the empty covered hot tub out back, where they eavesdrop on Cappie and Beav talking about sex stats. But nothing about Evan.

Problem is, there's just too many clues for Casey to let it rest. The Nate thing. That lame joke Cappie used -- it's just like Evan's lame joke. They're both carrying around cleaning supplies, weirdly. As if those guys ever clean they do -- at the Amphora lair, where the guys have been polishing and sweeping for a big ceremony. And that's where Casey finds them together after tailing Cappie. She's so proud of herself, until the other Amphorans come in and find her. she tries to explain that she's just "really clever" at investigating, but nobody's hearing that. As the other Amphorans huddle, Evan and Cappie figure they'll be kicked out. Casey feels terrible, but then Brett, the leader, says they can stay. And since finding the lair is pretty impressive, they'll let Casey in too. But first, she has to do the Emotional Purge. share all her secrets. Everything.

After boring them with TMI, she talks about how bad she feels for having wrecked Evan and Cappie's friendship. She hopes they'll all be pals again. But then Cappie hears that Evan told her about their End of the World convo, and he's furious. They take a side meeting and agree that if they can't go back to how things were, maybe... they can go forward. Casey bows out of Amphora, and Brett says he'll reveal all her purge secrets if she ever talks about it. Deal.

Rusty's video-chatting with Jordan, but he's not hearing about all her fancy new friends in New York. Meanwhile, Dale's back, and now that he's an atheist and non-virgin, he's IMing as Lord Doom with his new cyberGF, Vampira69. Calvin wants his friends to get a life, so he takes them to a club, but Rusty strikes out before they're even inside. So they decide to try a likelier crowd. How about Comic-Con? Yes!

While they're looking for a parking place, Rusty makes a love connection with a green hottie in the next car. She tells him to find her inside. Dale's looking for his "500-year-old, bloodsucking nymphomaniac," and Calvin is appalled by all the "nerdploitation." When Vampira69 find Dale, she turns out to be... landlady Sheila!? Can Dale get past the hurt to be with her again? Rusty finally finds his green girl, but he's such a spaz, it takes about two minutes to scare her off. Rus! Learn to be silent!

Thinking about how bad he is at being single and how much he regrets telling Jordan they were done, Rusty finds a random laptop and starts a video-chat with her. She says he's just lonely. But, uh-oh... he's not alone. Turns out the laptop is hooked up to the auditorium PA. Everyone at Comic-Con hears the convo. Oops.

By the time they leave, Rusty's made ready to take a break. Dale's ready to go back to his faith and stop being a "sexy atheist supervillain," and Calvin's wearing a Leopardboy hat (with fuzzy ears).

Now that Fisher and Ashleigh are good again, he still feels like he's on probation. He's trying too hard, from pretending he loved "Clueless" (her fave movie) to saying he likes pizza (her fave food). She joins him at his film club, and afterward, they walk out with his film club buddy Nora, who's over the moon about the great Swedish art film they just saw. So's Fisher. But Ash hated it, and Fisher gets caught in the middle. "Clueless" vs. "Wild Strawberries"? Both girls he was faking it before. So Ash confronts Fisher about how weird he's been. He says he's walking on eggshells, and he doesn't look happy. That sucks for both of them, she says. It looks bad.

At Dobler's, Ash is telling Casey about how it's not the same Fisher anymore. Maybe they just can't go back to how it was. Ash sees Case looking at Evan with his OX bros and Cappie with his KTs bros at another table, and Casey has to lie to Ashleigh about why she gave up her investogation. Just then, Fisher bursts in and sets everything right with Ash. As they kiss, Casey, Cappie, and Evan share a silent toast.

And as we close, Rusty and Dale are online again, looking for company. What's Dale's status? He's "in a relationship with God."