MARRIED TO THE BLOB - Homer ingests a blob from a mysterious asteroid and suffers from unstoppable hunger. After a feeding frenzy that includes hundreds of Springfield residents, Marge confronts Homer who admits the blob exited him early in his rampage. Rather than be destroyed, Homer is put in charge of eliminating the town's homeless population.
YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO GOLEM - Bart steals a clay Golem for Krusty and enjoys having a personal slave until Lisa orders the monster to talk. The family quickly grows tired of the Golem's neurotic personality and creates a clay female counterpart to keep it in line.
THE DAY THE EARTH LOOKED STUPID - The town creates a self fulfilling prophecy of disasters after believing the radio broadcast of WAR OF THE WORLDS to be real. When Kang and Kodos later arrive, the residents find themselves enslaved rather than being made twice the fools.