Jeff feels left out when Russell and Adam discuss their exciting sex lives, and convinces Audrey to spontaneously take off with him for a romp at a fancy hotel in the middle of the day. However, once they are there, they become distracted by all the amenities of the hotel and end up simply falling asleep. Later, Jeff finally has a story to tell about some action he just got, but Russell and Adam have no interest in hearing about sex between married people. Meanwhile, Adam doesn't know what to do when Jennifer gives him a "man purse," and though he tries to use it, he eventually gets rid of it. And when Russell dates a woman who chooses to be homeless, he feels good about himself for giving it a shot. But soon, Russell is shocked when the woman decides he's too into material possessions and dumps him.