After Mike arrogantly proclaims he can make a shirt from scratch, he, Kenny, Brendan and Bobby decide to hold a shirt contest. Each one will have $20 to spend on materials, and the one to make the best shirt will get free booze for a month. Meanwhile, PJ decides to write a book with a popular athelete. Things take a turn for the worse when the player decides it's not a priority. Andy has been spending long hours at the office with his new coworker just as Bobby begins spending more time at Andy’s with his new girlfriend, Elsa. And Brendan decides to become a bartender after losing his DJ job to a computer, but his first job interview delivers the shock of his life.