It's a new school year. Time to reunite an rejoice, right? Uh, not really. Thanks to Jen K's tell-all article about Greek life, everything's on lockdown. Anything fun is basically off-limits for all Greeks. And because Jen was a ZBZ pledge, everybody blames the house. Casey may have won the precidency, but it's a hollow win. Evan is gone. The house has been trashed. Guys treat ZBZs like poison ivy. And then there's Lizzi.

Sent by the national ZBZ board to whip CRU's chapter into plus-perfect shape, Lizzi knows more rules than a federal judge, and she enforces them like a smiley-faced drill sergeant. She's even ruled out partying and dressing like a pop star... she's driving everyone crazy! President Casey is sure she canretore ZBZs good name. She convinces all the Greek houses to throw a carnival for charity, and ZBZ sets up its traditional kissing booth. Except... no one's interested. What? But they're the hottest girls on campus. Well they used to be. Before Jen K. Before Lizzi. Before turtlenecks(!).

Of course, some of them are still pretty steamy. Rebecca and Cappie hooked up big time over the summer, swearing it was a temporary thing... except neither wants to call an end to their secret affair. And even though he dumped her after the scandal broke, Rusty still has a warm sport for Jen K, despite everything (She used him! She used ZBZ!). But taht little vixen has already moved on to another guy, leaving lovelom Rusty out in the cold. While he's out there, he's supposed to pick up a snow machine for the Kappa Tau's yetti-inspired carnival booth. Except he's too broken up about Jen and forgets. (Spitter!)

But then there's the kiss. Cappie gets the KTs to help out the ZBZs by lining up to pay for kisses, but one thing leads to another, and... well, let's just say that sparks fly when an old flame smolders.