It's mating season and no one seems to be having a good time. Rusty has to come up with a date for a Kappa Tau party but since just talking to a girl turns him into a blithering idiot, it's going to be hard to convince someone he's appealing. So he turns to Casey for help.
But Casey has problems of her own. Unable to forgive Evan for his fling with Rebecca, she sidesteps his advances at every turn. Frannie tells Casey she's got to get it on with Evan for the good of the sorority just as Ashleigh warns Evan to keep his hands off Casey and give her some space.Hijinks ensue.
Meanwhile, Casey tries to help Rusty find a date by turning him into a mini-Evan. That's when Cappie steps in. He takes Rusty to the Cappie School of Charm, but Rusty flunks every class. Desperate, Cappie fixes Rusty up with the easiest girl on campus, but there's some history there. When Casey finds out about the mismatch, she run's out on Evan to save her baby brother from town pump.
In the end, everyone goes to sleep just as they always do, and all is right with the world.